While everyone is setting their new year's resolutions about working out more and getting skinnier, I am pregnant and piling on the pounds by the minute. To make myself feel better I found this helpful Top 10 list.
Top Ten Good Things About Being Fat
10. When driving, stomach acts as secondary air bag.
9. No need for buttock enhancement surgery.
8. Friends never at a loss for cruel nicknames.
7. Fast food proprieters know you by name.
6. Larger rear means you can carry armchairs & still have your hands free.
5. Distended stomach gives private parts extra privacy.
4. Constant threat of heart attack gives every day an exciting uncertainty.
3. Widened belly button provides extra storage space.
2. Come Summer time, bigger belly flops.
And the number one good thing about being fat…
1. Mathematically speaking, you’re twice the person anybody else is.